You Know You're a History Major When...

• Everything the History Channel broadcasts makes you cringe (Ancient Aliens... really people?)
• Sitting in the library for 8 hours pouring over books on various historical topics seems like a well spent day
• Few things are as exciting as getting to go to the Archives
• You understand that dates aren't as important as people think
• 5 page paper is easy
• 10 page paper can be done in a night
• Finding someone interested in anything other than War History is exciting
• Your friends laugh at you when you're out at the bar and still talking about some historical topic
• People cringe when "common knowledge" is brought up around you, because you're probably going to prove that its wrong
• You feel sad when you realize you will never actually get to be Indiana Jones